I would like to thank all my dearest friends for the sweet birthday wishes via SMSes and my tagboard. I have indeed had a great 23rd birthday this year. Come to think of it, I had 3 birthday cakes for my birthday this year. All chocolate cakes can~ I think I got to go on a strict diet after indulging in so many good food last few days. Though good food makes me fat, but I am happy. Well, good food is supposed to make you a happier person too, right? Anyway, below is a short article I would like to share with everyone today. Enjoy~
All gentlemen out there, do you think you understand women more than they understand themselves? If you think you are, think again. Afterall, it might just be your own assumptions that you understand women well. In actual fact, you DON'T have a single idea how women think and feel. Well, if you are sincere enough in wanting to understand women more and realised its a grave mistake for not understanding women, its not too late to learn more about it. Read and practise the following short lesson below to score points with the woman you love. Best of luck!
In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
In the rain (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
It's her pet (-10)
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina has silicon implants (-80)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)
A NIGHT'S OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)
ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned _expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
Now what chance do you have??? LOL
Sign Off With Lotsa Hugs & Kisses
At 2:43 PM on Tuesday, May 03, 2005
dAtE WiTh mY DeAr DeAr & mY Bd PaRtY aT DeViLs
Well, all I can said about the dinner with my dear dear on Friday was fantastic. Because of him, my birthday this year is so special. I would like to thank him for the wonderful dinner and the thoughtful surprise he had given me on Friday night. With his final exams nearing, he still took some time to arrange something for my birthday. Really very sweet of him~
He picked me up at Orchard and brought me to The Hill Bistro at Mt. Faber for our dinner. Initially, I tot its just two of us but didn't expect he got some special guests to join us. Keke... they are Dennis, Alicia, Max and Cindy. Got a shock when I saw Alicia and Cindy in the washroom. I mean its quite strange to bump into one another at Mt. Faber lor. No wonder I was finding a bit strange how come my dear dear was so busy with his handphone msging someone. It was really nice to have them around in the celebration.
After the dinner, my dear dear was supposed to fetch me home and he would go back home to continue his revision for his exams. BUT... he got more plans for the night. He was supposed to fetch Max and his gf back first before fetching me home. I dunno how he did it but he actually "pa kart" with Max lor. I was sensing something strange when I saw the route back to Max's house was different. My dear dear still can say Max's house was very far, difficult to go. Eh, this is not the first time he is driving Max home and how come Max have move to stay in the town area. There is a very big question mark in my mind lor. I can't helped it so I asked Max is it he moved house. He still can say "Yes." -_-''' Well, the place we were heading to was ... Devilsbar. I was very surprised because my dear dear have not been going to Devilsbar ever since we got together. He said he knew I like to go Devilsbar, thats why he brought me there. He also caught me by surprise again when he opened a bottle of Chivas Regal. He said its for my birthday celebration with my girlfriends at Devilsbar on Saturday. Oh man~ I really dunno what to say and react after all he had done that night. I truly, truly enjoyed myself very much on Friday. All thanks to my dearest Dear Dear. Below are the photos taken on Friday.
Steak for the birthday gal...
Salmon for my dear dear...
So touched with the presents received...
Thanks Dennis and Alicia for the birthday gift
Thanks Max and Cindy for the birthday cake
Thanks my dearest dear dear for the pink Zen Micro mp3 player... Muacks
How old am I?? Just count the no. of candles lighted on the cake ba
Thanks for everything my dear.. Love ya lots
Thanks all of you in celebrating my bd for me...
Well, cutting the cake in six equal pieces is not easy can~
Our new toy~ my dear dear's zen micro is in silver whereas mine is in pink
Last night was an enjoyable night with all my darlings at Devilsbar. Many thanks to the wonderful night and I hoped you girls enjoyed yourselves last night. Well, I don't say much le. Just enjoy the many photos we took last night. Cheers!!! Love ya girls!!! I am so happy because I finally get to "Table! Table!" again after so long. Thanks DJ Kzee!!!!
Apple darling giving me a birthday treat. Ji lomantic wor.
Me & Tommy dear. Sial la, told him to wear black top he wore white top instead. -_-
Me and Apple darling. I am really thankful to know you and have you as my bestest friend. Thanks for the nice dinner and birthday present. Muacks!
Me & Thomas. (This one special. Cannot call dear or darling. If not my Ju darling will kill me. Keke...)
All my wonderful darlings! Love ya! Muacks =)
Happy birthday to me... Happy birthday to me...
Thanks Ken Ken dear and Esther darling for coming to my party last night and for the sweet birthday present.
Eh Marilyn, where you looking sial? The camera is here leh.
Dio sabo lor...
Chocolate mask in fashion now?
Me and Noelle darling. Thanks for the birthday cake and remembering that I love chocolate cakes.
Me and Uncle Simon, dancer of the century =)
Me and Xiaosiong aka Brian, thanks for joining us last night
Me and sweet sweet de Carmen darling. Thanks for your wishes.
Me and beri-photogenic-de Martin dear. Nice seeing you again
Me and Ken Ken's colleague, John. Thanks for joining us.
Me and Clyde dancing at the bartop. Thanks for the supper =)
Me and Marcus. Thanks for your invitation to dance at the DJ console with you.
Me and Eric dear, my long-time clubbing kaki who used to chiong Centro together last time
Photos taken with the bartenders. Hey guys, thanks for the birthday wishes.
Sign Off With Lotsa Hugs & Kisses
At 11:27 PM on Sunday, May 01, 2005