SwEeTeSt SuRpRiSe

Weekends always pass so quickly and it's boring Monday again. Though I am damn sian due to Monday blues, but the thought of the sweet surprise given by my dear dear last night perk me up. He actually bought me an early Valentine's Day present which is a new handphone, Nokia 6230. Actually, he intend to give me the present on Valentine's Day itself but my old Samsung phone really cannot make it le. He said he see me always so pissed off with my hp and the hp is really getting very worn out le, thats why he decided to get me a new one. It's really very sweet of him. Thanks so much my dear, muacks =)

Well, I will be heading back home straight after work today. I intend to sleep early tonight because tomorrow is the start of another 6 days of roving. Damn shiong lor but bobian. For the sake of earning the money for my Bangkok shopping trip, I must work hard these few days. Gonna be very busy due to the roving so might not have time to update my blog. I will try my best to find time to keep you people updated, ok?

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At 9:10 AM on Monday, January 31, 2005

TwO iTeMs dOnE OnLy

Due to time constraints, I only managed to do my manicure/pedicure and waxing yesterday. I had wanted to take pictures of my nicely manicured nails to show you all de but I forgot. Anyway, it's a very nicely done french manicure done by a very patient and cute manicurist.

After I have done my nails, I was supposed to go for my waxing. Before I took the train, I went to the toilet to relieve myself. And to my horror, I saw blood! Well, don't be shocked. It's just that my da yi ma (also known as menses) came. Sibeh nb lor. Freaking I was about to go and do my waxing then my menses came. BUT.... thanks to the invention of tampons. My therapist was willing to do the waxing for me despite the surprise visit of my da yi ma. I also got my therapist to do a upper lip wax for me because I don't wanna look like a man with a moustache even after putting on my make up lor.

Went to do some shopping after my waxing but didn't really see anything I fancy. Feeling unwell, I decided to meet my dear dear who have bought me 3 bottles of liang teh. I was too heaty lor. Or to be precise, I am overheated. I have got fever, occasional nose bleeds, cough, blocked nose and suspected of having mumps too. Just in case you guys dunno what is mumps, its both sides of the lower chins swollen. Machiam chipmunks like tat lor. Haiz, I dun understand why I diam diam fall sick also. I think must be my immune system not good. Sibeh bei ai~

I go see doctor now le. Might need to get a jab for my swollen chipmunks chins. Wish me speedy recovery hor. The weather hasn't been very good lately. Remember to drink more water. Don't get overheated like me, if not there will be a lot of chipmunks around. Kekeke...

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At 9:08 AM on Thursday, January 27, 2005

pAmPeR MySeLf

Poor me~~~ I have been so busy with my work that I don't have time to make myself mei mei lor. Come to think of it, there are a whole list of things I got to do wor. I got to make appointments for

  1. Haircut
  2. Manicure/ Pedicure
  3. Waxing
  4. Facial

Oh ya, I got to make appointment with myself to shop for my CNY clothes too. Really is time no enough lor. So in order to manage my time better, I arranged to have all the above done during weekdays after work. Why not weekends? It's because my precious weekends are reserved for my dearest dear dear de *blushed*.

Since I will be starting my Guinness roving this Thursday and the assignment ends next Sunday, which also means I don't have much time left to do all of the above by Chinese New Year, I have decided to take half day off tomorrow afternoon to settle everything. Smart choice right?

Ok lah, I better start calling up and make appointments le. Tomorrow is the day I gonna pamper myself! Yeah~~~ *wink* Please don't envy me,ok? Kekeke...

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At 1:01 PM on Tuesday, January 25, 2005

mY LoNg WeEkEnD

MiKo's Long Weekend Updates

Well, I met up with my dear dear on Thursday after work for dinner. Considering the time which was about 9pm, we decided to have our dinner at Geylang. After a hearty meal, we decided to catch a movie at Bugis. Without much choices, we decided to watch Elektra. Eh, not very nice wor. Quite boring because not action packed enough. After movies, home sweet home. Below are the pictures taken on Thursday.

My dear dear took this pic without me unnoticing lor -_-'''

Me and my dear dear at Bugis MacDonalds while we wait for our movie to start.

As for Friday, my dear dear and me went Queeensway Shopping Centre to do some shopping for Chinese New Year clothes. Oh man~ it was very crowded lor. Seeing so many people in the small shops, we zitao sian 1/2. After jostling with the people at Queensway, we walked over to Ikea to see furnitures. Ikea got a lot of people also lor. After Ikea, we continued our shopping at Suntec City. After our shopping at Suntec City, we met up with Max darling and Eric darling at Chinatown for dinner. The traffic at Chinatown was terrible lor. It seems like half of S'pore population flocked down to Chinatown to shop for Chinese New Year stuff. Erm, I know I sibeh kua zhang but it's really damn crowded. Imagine my dear dear packed his car at Amoy Street and we walked over to Chinatown. Its the nearest carpark lot we can find le. Damn bei ai lor. Must walk so freaking far. When we reached the Chang Cheng Porridge Stall, we also wait freaking long for our order lor. After our dinner, we went see see look look those stalls set up for Chinese New Year. Got a lot of goodies wor~~ *drool* After our Chinatown tour (ya, tour because we went to almost all the stalls lor), we went down to Devilsbar!!! Eh, we didn't stayed for long because by the time we reached which was about 12plus, most of my kakis drunk le -_-'''

My dear dear's mummy bringing the dog out for gai gai. The dog somemore know how to pose for me lor.

The three of them in the latest fashion look - wear shirt all buttoned up.

Very ah beng lor~~~~ Somemore squat in the middle of the road at Chinatown.

Lagi more beng with the black sunglasses man~~~

Me and my dear dear took a picture before we head to Devilsbar.

On Saturday, me and my dear dear zitao laze at home until late afternoon then gam wan get up. We went to Hougang Mall for our dinner and do some window shopping. Not wanting to waste our Saturday just like that, we called Max darling and Eric darling to join us at Kbox for ka-la-ok session. It was fun!!! We sang until about 3am and all head back home and rest.

On Sunday, I met up with Apple darling in the afternoon for our Guinness roving briefing and the roving starts this Thursday. Well, both of us gonna be very busy and tired lor. But bobian, must earn money for our Bangkok shopping spree trip.

Me and the pretty ladies who also attended the briefing.

After the briefing, Eric darling came to fetch me and Apple darling to Suntec City to look for Max darling and my dear dear. The two hiao guys went for haircut there. While waiting for the two hiao guys, we went Cafe Cartel for coffee. And our Miss Apple were entertaining us with her funny and ghost faces. *sweat until no sweat to sweat lor*

Me and Xiaoxing who came to join us later

Max darling in his new hairstyle. Yandao hor?

Our Miss Apple aka Sadako...

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At 1:26 PM on Monday, January 24, 2005

PuNcH cArD WeEk

It's a special Wednesday today. Why special you all might asked? It's because I am heading down to Devilsbar tonight. Eh, dun sweat hor. It's special invitation by our Miss Apple leh. Just in case you all do not know, she doesn't go Devilsbar on Wednesday because her reason is next day got to work. Eh, tomoro she also got to work but the reason she gave me is Friday is a holiday so just need to tong one more day at work. Brilliant right? Anyway, most of my devils kakis received this "special" invitation too but not sure whether they will be going or not.

From my careful analysis, since Friday is a holiday, most people might go clubbing on Thursday which is tomorrow. Imagine I go Devilsbar tonight, tomorrow, Friday and Saturday. Really is intensive clubbing sessions man~ Table table for four consecutive nights will definitely be a big challenge for me. I don't think I have the energy to do that lor. Anyway, I will be in office attire today so hopefully I will not get dragged to dance at the bartop and also hopefully I can overcome the tenmptation of dancing up at the bartop. For those who will be going tonight, see ya!

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At 1:55 PM on Wednesday, January 19, 2005


Finally, I get to suntan on Saturday at Sentosa after my photo shoot. The sun was strong enough to make me an indian after a solid intensive 2 hours plus of suntanning. I was sweating profusely under the hot sun and the feeling was great! There's occasional sea breeze blowing while I was lying on the mat which resulted in me dozing off several times. Well, Eric dear and Max dear joined me after my photo shoot at Sentosa too. Thanks a lot my dears!!! Erm, I dunno Max dear joined me for suntanning or picnic. But he brought bread, bananas and Hello Panda biscuits along lor. -_-''' Somemore he said he gonna find one corner and set up his very own mama shop. *Sweat until no sweat to sweat -_-* Oh ya, I saw Zet when I went to change to my bikini for my photo shoot at Tanjong Beach. He was working at a newly set-up pub over there. The concept was not bad. A very nice place to chill out and relax. Below was a photo I got my photographer to take for Zet and me.

After suntanning, Eric's friend named Edmund who joined us at Sentosa for a while brought us to Lau Pa Sat for dinner then brought all of us back home. I was the last one to alight and I was guiding him the way to Des dear's house. Thinking that I am reaching my destination, I asked Edmund to stop at the bus-stop to let me alight. Happily, I thanked him and got off the car. Sensing something amiss, I realised I asked him to stop at the wrong place -_-''' Sial lar, the roads and houses all looked identical at Sengkang mah. I walked and walked looking for familiar landmarks and thank God I saw Compass Point. *Phew* From Compass Point, I took LRT back to Des dear's house. Freaking everybody got home except me lor. Somemore got people fetch me I still lost my way. Damn bei ai lor. Max dear was laughing at me when I told him what happened. He said I sibeh blur and must have been kerna the blur virus from Apple darling. Also not I wanna lose my way de mah. After I reached Des dear's house, we went for dinner at Jalan Kayu and head back to his house. He was mugging for his exams while I started my hibernation. Freaking tired after my photo shoot and suntanning. I continued my hibernation till Sunday. Weekends always pass so quickly and it's the beginning of the week again. Damn boring~ Kelly had left the company and I am covering her duties for her because they have not found a replacement yet. I have been so busy but have absolutely no mood to work. I really need a break man~ All I am looking forward now is this coming Friday because it's a holiday. Which also means no need to work. Yeah!!! Let's start the countdown to Friday together =)

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At 2:09 PM on Monday, January 17, 2005

Zi LiAn KuAnGsTeR

It's Friday!!!! Yeah!!! Hurray!!! Well, I am still not sure whether I will be heading down to Devilsbar tonight because I got to wake up freaking early for my photoshoot at Sentosa tomorrow morning. So tonight after work, I got to go back home to pack my clothes for my photoshoot. Maybe I go for a jog after work first. Got to start my exercise regime le. I put on weight again. *sobs* I must achieve one of my New Year resolutions which is to slim down and tone up my body. Tomorrow after my photoshoot, Max dear and Eric dear will be meeting me for suntanning. Suntanning rocks!!! I needed to get my tanned look back lor. Hasn't been suntanning for the past few months due to rainy seasons. So tomorrow I must do a intensive suntanning. *wink* Not forgetting I must get some more new bikinis. Woohoo~~~ Well, due to my busy schedule, I didn't upload any photos for my blog lately. So just now, I took some time to zi lian in the office. Don't sweat hor. Enjoy the series of zi lian photos I took just now. May all of you have a great weekend ahead!!!!

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At 2:13 PM on Friday, January 14, 2005

BaTtLe oF tHe SeXeS

Oh man~~~ I am so busy with work these few days until I don't have time to update my blog. Finally managed to find a little bit of time to share with you people something which I came across just now. Its the Battle Of The Sexes!!! Have a good laugh~~ Cheers!!!

Women prefer 30 to 45 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 to 45 seconds of foreplay. For the man, driving back to her place is considered a part of foreplay.

Women mature at a much faster rate than men. Most 17 year old females can function as adults. Most 17 year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work.

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day.

To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary, and they dot their "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's." It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note.

A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from a Holiday Inn. The average number of items in a typical American women's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Going Out
When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready, as soon as she finds her other earring, makes one phone call and finishes putting on her makeup.

When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, and then slip into Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. A man will wear one pair of shoes for the entire day.

Men are vain; they will check themselves out in the mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface, mirrors, spoons, store windows or toasters.(Hmm... sounds like someone I know =p)

When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual. Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction -- he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.

The Telephone
Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

If a woman is out driving, and she finds herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she will stop at a gas station and ask for directions. Men consider this to be a sign of weakness. Men will never stop and ask for directions. Men will drive in a circle for hours, all the while saying things like, "Looks like I've found a new way to get there." and, "I know I'm in the general neighborhood. I recognize that White Hen store."

Dressing Up
A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

A woman asks a man to water her plants while she is on vacation. The man waters the plants. The woman comes home five or six days later to an apartment full of dead plants. No one knows why this happens.

Men take photography very seriously. They'll shell out $4000 for state of the art equipment, and build dark rooms and take photography classes. Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course women always end up taking better pictures.

Locker Rooms
In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women, They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing in the locker room -- sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.

When reminiscing about weddings women talk about "the ceremony." Men talk about "the bachelor party."

Women use garages to park their cars and store their lawnmowers. Men use garages for many things. They hang license plates in garages, and they watch TV in garages, and they build useless lopsided benches in garages.

The Most Important Difference of All:
Colored underwear.

Women are allowed, in fact encouraged, to wear colored underwear. There is no reason for a man to ever, ever, wear anything besides solid white. (Sial lar, machiam Mr Bean -_-)

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At 5:20 PM on Tuesday, January 11, 2005

hApPiLy AtTaChEd

If you all went through my profile in my blog, you will realised that there is a change in my status. I am currently happily attached with someone whom most of you are very familiar with. He is none other than Des Des dear.

In the very beginning, we are just very good friends together with Apple and Max. The four of us will meet up for Devilsbar sessions, movies and makan sessions. It's really pure friendship and nothing more. There isn't any chemistry at all. Both of us already have someone in our hearts during that time and the thought of both of us together have never ever crossed our minds.

Love is so strange. Things just happen and we found out that we have pretty much in common. We actually thought it through very carefully before we commit because we got to make sure its what we want. We got to untie the knot, forget that special someone who used to be in our hearts and start afresh. It's really not easy but we are managing well.

Des Des dear is really nice to me and have been very accommodating. He showers me with lots of love because I am his beloved baby. (Ya, he call me Baby) I am glad that I have him by my side now. For those people who tagged negative remarks, you can forget about posting more of those. Reason simply because I truly love him.

Me and my beloved dear dear

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At 11:20 AM on Monday, January 10, 2005

wHeRe iS MaMa'S bOy?

"She bangs!! She bangs!!..." *Images of William Hung dancing and singing the song during the audition for American Idol appeared*

Hmmm, you all must be wondering why the above title for my post today. Well, the title originated from the movie I watched with my dear dear des last night. William Hung was one of the actor who co-starred in the movie Where is Mama's boy. Why we chose to watch this movie out of so many others? The reason sibeh simple lor. There isn't other choice le. For your info, there were only about 8-10 people in the movie theatre lor. I even heard the movie ushers counting the no. of people watching the movie. Sibeh bei ai sial.

Anyway, dear dear des and myself were praying that it will not be a boring show and heng ah~ it turned out to be quite funny lor. Well, this movie is worth a watch if you just wanna relax back and enjoy. Don't be prejudiced just because William Hung is acting. Show support to other actors and actresses also mah.

Well, let me share with you all something funny from the movie. William Hung was singing a Cantonese song titled "Sao Bing(hot biscuit)". And the pronunciation of the "Sao Bing" in cantonese sounds like She Bangs. Sial lar, machiam cantonese version of Ricky Martin's She Bangs. I shall not say more if not it will not be funny when you all watched the movie. Enjoy the movie with an open mind.

It's Friday again and I am thankful for it. As usual, I will be heading down to Devilsbar tonight not only to party but with a mission. The mission is *drumroll* ....... to celebrate Uncle Simon's belated birthday!!! Eh, why belated because we didn't notice. Anyway, it's gonna be a fun and crazy night at Devilsbar again tonight. Lastly, may all of you have a great weekend ahead!!!

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At 9:10 AM on Friday, January 07, 2005

HoW tO uSe mY bLoG

Dear beloved readers, I have no choice but to post a manual on How-To-Use-My-Blog. Now then I realised how come most of you are still tagging in my old blog instead of my new blog. Because you all didn't explore my new blog lor. It's not very complicated mah, dio boh? Anyway, for the benefits of those who do not know how my blog works, here it goes!

  • Click on ME to view my profile, the no. of visitors to my blog, my wishlist, my loves and my loathes.
  • Click on BLOG to read my daily updates of my life and happenings.
  • Click on LINKS to read my friends' blogs and my fav links.
  • Click on OTHERS to tag on my tagboard, read my previous posts and archives.

Hope the above information is sufficient for you people to understand my new blog better. Keep the tag coming in, ya? Cheers!!!

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At 4:55 PM on Thursday, January 06, 2005

MuSiC uNdErGrOuNd oN NeW yR's eVe

Well, I am finally back at work after three days of MC. Feeling much better now but still got a bit of cough. Work is piling up damn high on my desk until my colleagues can't see me. Eh, a bit kua zhang but really got a lot of work to do. Ok la, I cannot afford to be lor soh.

Here are the photos taken on New Year's Eve when I was working at Music Underground. Enjoy~~~

Me in Guinness Uniform. Stylo boh?

Me and Fanny, a sweet looking girl I know at Music Underground.

Me and Grace's friend. Eh I forgot his name le.

Grace and her friend. Erm, I still can't recall his name.

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At 12:53 PM on

wHaT a StArT

Oh man, what a start to my new year!! I was on MC for THREE days since Monday can. Been coughing so badly that I can't sleep well at night. Due to the bad cough, I was banned from smoking by my dear dear. Well, its a good start to my quit smoking resolution though. Anyway, these few days were resting and recuperating days for me. Been taking my medicine on time and sleeping like a baby due to the drowsiness caused by the medicine I took. Ok lah, its time for medicine again. Gonna have a good rest first while I wait for my dear dear to come home from work. Sayonara~~~

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At 3:05 PM on Wednesday, January 05, 2005

mY CoUnTdOWn fOr 2005

Today is the third day of the first month of year 2005. I have been partying and enjoying myself so much during the last few days till I got absolutely no mood to work lor. Sianz...

Ok, so now let me update you people what I have been doing since Friday 31 Dec 2004. On my last blog update, I said that I got to work from 7pm to 11pm but it was changed to 9pm till 1am lor. And yes, I didn't get to countdown at Devilsbar again lor. Instead, I countdown to the year 2005 at Music Underground. I was assigned to work there and I was really glad to see Grace and her friends there. Luckily got them around to keep me accompany. I was really very happy and touched when my dearest Des, Apple darling, Max dear and Eric dear came down to Music Underground to look for me. MUACKS my dearest darlings and dears! Oh ya, Music Underground also got played our fav table table song lor. Damn shiok man~ After table table le we chop chop faster take cab to Devilsbar. It didn't got me long to warm up because I was damn high after drinking quite a bit at Music Underground. The feeling was great man~ Lotsa booze, lotsa dancing and lotsa great music blasting in the background. Woohoo!!!

Slept at 7am in the morning and woke up at about 3pm with a bad hangover on Saturday. Not wanting to waste our Saturday staying at home lazing, me and my dear dear Des decided to go Bugis for movies. We called Apple darling, Eric dear and Max dear to join us. After seeing the list, we found out that we had watched almost all of them le. So after some discussion, we decided to go Devilsbar after our dinner. *wink* Most of us didn't enjoyed ourselves enough at Devilsbar on Friday because of my dear dear Des lor. Freaking got drunk and kept saying wanna go home -_-''' So to punish him, he got to go Devilsbar with us again and HE CANNOT DRINK LOR. Hahaha... He only can see us drink. As usual, we danced the whole night lor. Damn shiok!!! Below are some of the photos taken on Saturday.

The three pai kia standing outside Devilsbar

Me and Apple darling

Sibeh steady de Uncle Simon joined us at Devilsbar too

Kelly, Marilyn, Marilyn's bro and Tabby

Me, Kelly, Marilyn and Tabby

Max enjoying the accompany of two pretty ladies

Apple, Kozen, Max and Marilyn enjoying dancing at the bartop

Me and my dear dear Des

After partying at Devilsbar, the 7 of us (Me, dear dear Des, Apple darling, Kozen dear, Eric dear and Max dear) went to have supper together. The seven of us were having a great time enjoying the food and laughter. Being a sibeh steady group, we had decided to meet up in a few hours' time for karaoke session at KBOX. So we all chop chop go home, chop chop sleep, chop chop wake up and then we meet again. Having shouted too much table table on Saturday and a bad cough, I don't have much voice left to sing le. But nevertheless, I still enjoyed myself. Below are the photos taken at KBOX.

Eric and Max

Me and Apple darling

Apple, Max and Me.

A big kiss from my dear dear Des *blushed*

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At 1:53 PM on Monday, January 03, 2005