I would like to thank all my dearest friends for the sweet birthday wishes via SMSes and my tagboard. I have indeed had a great 23rd birthday this year. Come to think of it, I had 3 birthday cakes for my birthday this year. All chocolate cakes can~ I think I got to go on a strict diet after indulging in so many good food last few days. Though good food makes me fat, but I am happy. Well, good food is supposed to make you a happier person too, right? Anyway, below is a short article I would like to share with everyone today. Enjoy~


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All gentlemen out there, do you think you understand women more than they understand themselves? If you think you are, think again. Afterall, it might just be your own assumptions that you understand women well. In actual fact, you DON'T have a single idea how women think and feel. Well, if you are sincere enough in wanting to understand women more and realised its a grave mistake for not understanding women, its not too late to learn more about it. Read and practise the following short lesson below to score points with the woman you love. Best of luck!


In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:


Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:


SIMPLE DUTIES


You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)


You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
In the rain (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)


You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
It's her pet (-10)


SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS


You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina has silicon implants (-80)


HER BIRTHDAY


You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)


A NIGHT'S OUT


You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)


YOUR PHYSIQUE


You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)


ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION


She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)


COMMUNICATION


When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned _expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)



Now what chance do you have??? LOL